So the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner was Saturday. And yes, no one is quite sure exactly what it is. It's a dinner with the president and a bunch of rich, maybe powerful people.
Among those popular, powerful people in attendance were Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson and New England Patriots, and the hilarious part — not pictured here — is that they were sitting at the same table apparently. No truth to the rumor they were led to their seats by the White House Butler. #seewhatididthere
But what is pictured here, in the Instagram account of Belichick's girlfriend Linda Holliday, is something far more amazing, more wondrous than we ever could have hoped for. Yes, the Obama translator skit was funny. But this photo is truly the best thing to come out of the evening.
Where to start?
Let's go left to right, where Wilson has borrowed James Worthy's goggles, or perhaps had just come from powerwashing his deck. And, LOL, he thought people couldn't see which direction his eyes might be wandering. Yes, Wilson is rumored to be dating a famous person (not in attendance of said dinner, but still reportedly famous) named Ciara, but right at this moment he's ogling the very fine Chrissy Teigen.
So is Wisconsin's Frank "The Tank" Kaminsky, fresh off losing to Duke in the NCAA finals. He's a college kid; he gets a pass.
And so is Belichick, who most certainly does not. Holliday might not mind, but this might open up a new investigation into Spygate with the way Belichick is checking out her, ahem, formation.
That's what we call offsetting illegal procedure penalties.